Friday, July 17, 2009

Friday Funnies


Whew! After a very hectic week we all need something to smile about or laugh about. So I think we all need to go back and appreciate being a kid cause it's summer and that is what being a kid is all about. Enjoy and Have A Wonderful Weekend for those that take the blogging weekend off.

KIDS IN CHURCH

3-year-old Reese :

'Our Father,

Who does art in heaven,

Harold is His name.

Amen.'

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A little boy was overheard praying:

'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,

don't worry about it.

I'm having a real good time like I am.'



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After the christening of his baby brother

in church, Jason sobbed all the way home

in the back seat of the car.

His father asked him three times

what was wrong.

Finally, the boy replied,

'That Priest said he wanted us

brought up in a Christian home,

and I wanted to stay with you guys.'



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One particular four-year-old prayed,

'And forgive us our trash baskets

as we forgive those who put

trash in our baskets.'



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A Sunday school teacher asked her children

as they were on the way to church service,

'And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?'

One bright little girl replied,

'Because people are sleeping.'

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A mother was preparing pancakes

for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.

The boys began to argue over who

would get the first pancake.

Their mother saw the opportunity

for a moral lesson.

'If Jesus were sitting here,

He would say,

'Let my brother have

the first pancake,

I can wait.'

Kevin turned to his

younger brother

and said,

' Ryan, you be Jesus !'

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A father was at the beach with his children

when the four-year-old son ran up to him,

grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore

where a seagull lay dead in the sand.

'Daddy, what happened to him?' the son asked.

'He died and went to Heaven,' the Dad replied.

The boy thought a moment and then said,

'Did God throw him back down?'

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A wife invited some people to dinner.

At the table, she turned to their

six-year-old daughter and said,

'Would you like to say the blessing?'

'I wouldn't know what to say,' the girl replied.

'Just say what you hear Mommy say,'

the wife answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said,

'Lord, why on earth did I invite

all these people to dinner?'

22 comments:

Silver said...

I like the last one best. i read this one several years ago and couldn't help laughing! (No wonder i never get my kids to say grace when there are guests around..;0 )

Silver said...

Have a great weekend, Kat!

Raye Ann said...

I have heard some of these before, but I always love hearing them again.

Have a blessed day.

Raye Ann

Mari said...

These are so cute! I love the picture too!

Mich said...

too funny! thanks!

~Sandy~ said...

Great post!!!! Have a great weekend!!!

Leslie said...

Very cute and funny! Thanks for the smiles!

RCUBEs said...

Thanks for the "laugh". Have a great weekend sister Kat! God bless.

Just Be Real said...

Those were good ones. I have always loved the "Our Father" who does "art" in heaven! A classic.

Speaking of classic, them puppies are adorable!!! Too much cuteness dear one...... cannot handle it!

Blessings and thank you.

Crown of Beauty said...

This is so funny! Thank you for sharing. And the picture of the puppies is just so beautiful.

I love the pictures you post on your blog, Kat.

Yolanda said...

The picture did it for me, Kat. Love me some puppies!!!

Close To Home said...

haha those are sooo cute. what a sweet blog you have! blessings!

Loren said...

Kat,

These are tooooo cute! I hadn't heard any of them!

just want to let you know I will be reading your book from the beginning as I sit in the Dallas airport on my layover....I can't wait!

I hope you have a most blessed weekend....
love you

Sarah Dawn said...

Thanks for a smile today!

Hugs for yours,
sarah Dawn

Tea With Tiffany said...

Humor is such good medicine.

Hope your weekend is full of rest.

Simply Stork said...

oh what a fun post...this got quite a few grins this morning :)

thank you so much for sharing these...It is nice to catch a glimpse of the innocence of children.

may you have many blessings today :o)

~simply~

Laurie said...

What great funnies!!!! I miss stopping by more. It is such a busy season, but I am always blessed when I am able to see your blog! Love ya, Laurie

Prairie Girl said...

I'll have to remember to forgive those who put trash in my basket :)

so cute :)

thanks for the laugh

christy rose said...

These were great Kat! Thanks for the laugh!

Gotta Have Faith said...

I loved this post Sweetheart! It was so funny and made me laugh! I also like the picture of the puppies! Wish I could grab one adn bring one home!

Love ya!

Truth4thejourney said...

LOL! These were great!!

Thanks for sharing them,
Sonya Lee

Collette@Jesuslovesmums said...

ooohhh these have made me laugh tonight! Kids do say the funniest things loved the trash baskets one!
Great stuff.