Friday Funnies

Whew! After a very hectic week we all need something to smile about or laugh about. So I think we all need to go back and appreciate being a kid cause it's summer and that is what being a kid is all about. Enjoy and Have A Wonderful Weekend for those that take the blogging weekend off.

KIDS IN CHURCH

3-year-old Reese :

'Our Father,

Who does art in heaven,

Harold is His name.

Amen.'

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A little boy was overheard praying:

'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,

don't worry about it.

I'm having a real good time like I am.'



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After the christening of his baby brother

in church, Jason sobbed all the way home

in the back seat of the car.

His father asked him three times

what was wrong.

Finally, the boy replied,

'That Priest said he wanted us

brought up in a Christian home,

and I wanted to stay with you guys.'



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One particular four-year-old prayed,

'And forgive us our trash baskets

as we forgive those who put

trash in our baskets.'



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A Sunday school teacher asked her children

as they were on the way to church service,

'And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?'

One bright little girl replied,

'Because people are sleeping.'

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A mother was preparing pancakes

for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.

The boys began to argue over who

would get the first pancake.

Their mother saw the opportunity

for a moral lesson.

'If Jesus were sitting here,

He would say,

'Let my brother have

the first pancake,

I can wait.'

Kevin turned to his

younger brother

and said,

' Ryan, you be Jesus !'

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A father was at the beach with his children

when the four-year-old son ran up to him,

grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore

where a seagull lay dead in the sand.

'Daddy, what happened to him?' the son asked.

'He died and went to Heaven,' the Dad replied.

The boy thought a moment and then said,

'Did God throw him back down?'

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A wife invited some people to dinner.

At the table, she turned to their

six-year-old daughter and said,

'Would you like to say the blessing?'

'I wouldn't know what to say,' the girl replied.

'Just say what you hear Mommy say,'

the wife answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said,

'Lord, why on earth did I invite

all these people to dinner?'