If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "GOD if you are real then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 min."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What in the world is the matter with you?" "Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "GOD was too busy today protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me."
The classroom erupted in cheers!
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Oh, I do like this. One of my former h.s. classmates asked a stupid God question, but spelled God with a little "g" today on facebook. I've been thinking of a good answer for it all day, but haven't come up with anything this good, yet.
Kat, I LOVED this. I hope you don't mind if I share it. Many Blessings,
love that picture!
Collette xx
Good ONE!!! Have a great weekend sister Kat!
Oh I love it!! I'm going to "reblog" it on my blog if you don't mind, giving you credit of course:)
Love it! I needed to smile today.
thank you!
haha! Good one :)
some people can just be sooo stupid!
Happy Friday....
love you <3
Good one, friend!!!
That was awesome! So glad there are people out there bold enough to stand up for their faith. Thanks for stopping by the 5 moms today and for the comment.
Mimi
I love this!!!
Wow, it gets it's point across, doesn't it? Thank you for sharing, my friend!
Oh I LOVE it! You gotta love the Marines! LOL.
Big hugs my friend!!
Kim
Kat,
This was really good!!!
Have a Blessed weekend,
Dawn
Kat, I love it. By the way, since there really aren't that many Smith's in this country, I'm sure we do have to be related. We'll just have to trace the tree back someday. Thanks for your sweet comments and I look forward to getting to know you better through your blog.
God Bless,
Mimmy
Hi Kat, I'm back. I just saw your comment on Michelle's blog and just wanted to thank you. We are currently going through the toughest financial crisis we have ever experienced and are on the verge of losing all we have. If it were not for the fact that we know that God has a plan and that he is working that plan to our benefit I don't know what we would be doing right now. We are putting forth every effort we can to rectify the situation to the best of our abilities but at the same time know that God's plan is much better than ours.
God Bless,
Mimmy
I remember this when we read it together! I think that it is classic and would have loved to have been sitting in on that class!
Love ya!
What a great story...I'm gonna show this one to my husband! :-)
That is really a great story!!
That's perfect :) Thanks for the smile!
that is awsome!!
Oh Kat, that is priceless!!!
Have a great weekend!
Jane
Great story and certainly worth sharing with my family and friends. Have a lovely weekend!
Oh my goodness! That is so good! I got goosebumps. I loved this! Thanks Kat!
Way to go Marine! Amen
Woot! Woot! Love it.
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