A U.S. Department of Water representative stopped at a ranch and talked with an old rancher.
He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation."
The old rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there."
The Water representative said, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me.
See this card? The card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered.
Have I made myself clear?
Do you understand?"
The old rancher nodded politely and went about his chores.
Later, the old rancher heard loud screams and saw the Water Rep running for the fence and close behind was the rancher's bull.
The bull was gaining on the Water Rep with every step.
The Rep was clearly terrified, so the old rancher immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted out.....
"Your card! Your card! Show him your card!"
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25 comments:
Kat, this is hilarious. We can get so pompous with our earthly authority, can't we? It's funny to see the tables turned.
That is a great one! SO true, oh my does this one get an A + in my eyes.
Love ya
This is so funny....I linked to you last night....Have had such a good response to my new blog....
Have a great weekend...
That's funny! Thanks for the laugh. have a great weekend sister Kat! God bless.
Heheheh, I love that! Thanks for the Friday morning laugh. :o)
Very Hilarious! I loved the ending!
SHOW HIM YOUR CARD!
I am working on my next blog now. I have been in the technical Blogging term: in the dumps! I can't think of things to write about lately. But, I will "just keep swimming" as Dori would say from Finding Nemo.
Love ya!
Steve aka Hun Hun
This is toooo funny! THANK YOU, Kat!
Blessings, andrea
You made my day with this! Too funny!
I LOVE IT!!!
Thank you for the laugh.
Have a blessed weekend.
Very funny stuff! Love it. Thanks for sharing. Have a fabulous weekend. Blessings, SusanD
So much for stodgy, humorless Christians. Keep breaking the mold. I love it and you.
KW
where do you find these? that was hilarious! Have a great weekend Kat!
Very funny! Especially in these "Big Brother" times!
Andrea asked me to spread the word about Hannah. That's why it was on my blog. I also contacted some Facebook friends.
Hugs, Leslie
Thanks for the laugh!
BAA HAA HAA. That is too funny. Thanks for the laugh.
Thanks for the comments on the 5 moms blog too.
Mimi
Oh that is sooooo good!! Have a great weekend!
I have heard this story before. But it is still so funny no mater how many times you read it. We all need a little laughter every day. Happy you left me a comment. Come again nxet Tuesday, 9-1.
I am reading at all these comments and it is very obvious that you made everybody laugh... you made me laugh, too.
I am so glad to be here in your blog. :)
Kat,
That was a good one. We watched that movie tonight with some friends of ours. We all agreed that was a good one, too. Thanks for the suggestions. We laughed so hard. It was truly touching, too.
Hugs from,
The other Kat
Oh this is cute, lol! I was chased by a bull once and I was terrified!
Hahahaha! I love it!
Well, that's hilarious! Nice to visit you, I came over from Leslie's blog.
I loved this:) Thank You for all my Balloons that fell from the Ceiling and the Confetti;) I loved it. Blessings,
So very funny.
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