EASTER JOKES FOR YOUR FAMILY
Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
His powder puff is on the wrong end.
Is it true that bunnies have good eyesight?
Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit $20 bill?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!
Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
Because he was eggo-centric!
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has four rabbits' feet.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.
What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
Egghead!
What does a bunny use when it goes swimming?
A hare-net.
What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
Cheer up!
How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
Hoppy Easter
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