Friday Funnies - Easter Chocolate Tips

RULES OF CHOCOLATE EASTER EGGS

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating
it too slowly.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and
strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

Diet tip: Eat an Easter egg before each meal. It'll take the
edge off your appetite, and that way you'll eat less.

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the
freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with
you?

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the
fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of
the chocolate to protect themselves.

Money talks. Chocolate sings.

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate eggs home from
the store in a hot car. The solution: If you eat them now, they
won't melt.

Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because no one wants to quit.

So with these tips in mind, please prepare for the chocolate feast! I know for one, I am!!!