Friday, September 25, 2009

Friday Funnies ~ For those that take life way too seriously!

Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

2. A day without sunshine is like. Night.

3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

25. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

26. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.


Denise said...

Bless you, I really needed to laugh today. I love you.

KrippledWarrior said...

Kat, thanks for the grins. My favor4ite is "EARTH FIRST" we'll log the other planets later.

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Thank you for the laugh. Some excellent points! Love the bears.

Heidi said...

Waahahahaha! I'm practicing my MyADHDMe bloggy belly laugh. I laughed out loud at several of these! They are excellent!!

#6. had to read it 5 times, then I laughed- 1/2 people you know are below avg. Which proves that:
#7. ..who laughs last is slower..applies directly to me. :)
#9. 2nd mouse gets cheese/trap- love it.
#16. This has happened to me in real life- very scary- many cars coming at you- not good.
#21 getting scared 1/2 to death twice- that is grrreat! I'm going to have to pass these on to my father, the jokester
Thanks, Kat!
Heidi@ 2 Thinks to Share

LisaShaw said...

Hey Kat,

I enjoyed my visit as always. I think it was #7 about laughing last being the slowest? Well I think that explains why I normally don't get the jokes first! (smile).

Love you!

Dandy said...

Ha!! These were really fantastic!

Mari said...

These are hilarious! I loved #2,3,5,6...I was laughing out loud. Thanks for sharing!

Mich said...

thanks for the smiles...

Anonymous said...

This was so funny...I would go on and on if I were to write what I thought was the funniest!

Thanks, Kat, for being kind enough to stop by and say has taken me get over here, but I do appreciate you. I do realize that you do not lack for comments on your blog. ☺


Mimmy said...

Thank you so much for all of your very clever "Friday Funnies". I totally agree with #23. My new laptop is here, check out my post for today. Also, I have your poem done and hope to post it either later tonight or tomorrow. If you would like to see it before I post, just let me know in a comment or e-mail me at Have a splendid weekend.

God Bless,

Darcie said...

I love #16...need to remember to change lanes when that happens. Thanks for the laughs. Have a great weekend.

E @ Scottsville said...

Oh, those are GREAT, Kat! Totally enjoyed those. =0)

Andrea said...

Thanks for brightening my day.
Blessings, andrea

PS: I have an urgent prayer request on arise 2 write.

Sea Glass said...

Everytime I read this I favorite, the early bird might get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Beth E. said...

Hahaha! I needed that laugh...thanks!


Kat, Hope you have the best weekend. Enjoyed your post. Blessings,

Still Learning said...

That was so funny!! I am number 18 fer sure!!! Too good. Thanks for the laugh.

Pam said...

Thanks for the laughs. Those are very funny. I loved that half the people I know are below average. : )

Deborah Ann said...

Ohmigosh! I'm laughing by butt off! What an awesome way to start the day, hehe.

Elle Bee said...

Hahahha!! This was funny. The last one was great.
Elle said...

#8 is my favorite :)

Thanks for the laughs~

Leslie said...

These are too funny! Where did you get them from? Some of them are sooo true!

I pray that you're doing well. As you know, I haven't been able to visit my bloggy friends as much since I've been back to work. But you all are never far from my thoughts and prayers!

Love and Hugs, Leslie

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Come on over, I have an award for you.

~*Michelle*~ said...

This was great......I was due to have a giggle today! :)

Scribbit said...

Okay that save the whales started me off! How funny!

Sista In Arms Lxx said...

Thank you for the giggle Lxx

Greg C said...

Hahahaha, Great funnies. I needed that on this Monday morning. But more than half the people I know are below average. Figure that one out, haha.

Roots and Sprouts said...

wonderful collection!

Edie said...

Hahaha! These were great!

6. You got me on this one. Darn!

24. I can relate to this!

26. Hearty laugh to end the list.

Relyn Lawson said...

You are cracking me up. And I needed it. Thanks.

~Sandy said...

These are great Kat!!! It amazes me how people come up with these kinds of things:)

christy rose said...

"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened."---That is so true!!!!
These were funny!