Friday, November 13, 2009

A Woman's Random Thoughts ~ Friday Funnies


A Woman's Random Thoughts ??

From my extensive experience with women, this seems dead-on.
Skinny people tick me off! Especially when they say things like, 'You know, sometimes I forget to eat.' You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn't care.

They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative, but I heard from it the other day after I said, 'Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?' Clear as a bell my body said, 'listen wench...do it and die.'

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing (and then they marry him).

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day.

I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 20 can fit into their stuff.

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27 comments:

He & Me + 3 said...

Oh kat..
those are great. I am cracking up still at the first one. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat. I ain't lying! LOL Too funny.

Mary said...

Kat, these are hysterical! I can so relate to getting in touch with my body! Mine tells me the same thing!!! LOL!!!!

Have a blessed Friday!

Mary

RCUBEs said...

LOL...I guess that's okay that woman who had 14 kids would not be stressed out! She'd be always calm with those Valium! :)

Have a great weekend sister Kat and I pray that you're okay and feeling better and healed in no time! Take good care of yourself!

Just Breathe said...

Thanks for the laughs.
Have a wonderful weekend.
Hope your feeling better.

The Real Me! said...

Is that the truth or what? LOL
Happy Friday my friend.
Kim

Divine Mrs D said...

HAHA! Beautiful. My husband is one of those people who forgets to eat lunch. And he can't eat if he's stressed. In a week, he lost over 7 pounds!! Ridiculous. I want to forget lunch! When I stress, we may as well go to the grocery store...

I hope you feel better SOON!

Mari said...

Those are hilarious!

christy rose said...

Those are some funny random thoughts!!! :)

Denise said...

These are funny.

Denise said...

These are funny.

KrippledWarrior@gmail.com said...

NYUK, NYUK, NYUK. Oh that's right. Women don't think the Stooges are funny.

Andrea said...

Praying for you. I hope today has been a better day and that you have answers and more than that you have solutions from the doctor.
Hugs, love, and prayers, andrea

Wylie said...

I love it! Having to be a "special kind of stupid to forget to eat" is just hilarious! Thanks for the laughs!
Joyfully,
Wylie

Loren said...

Kat,

These are too cute and I am so in agreement with that forgetting to eat comment.....I hear that so many times and I'm thinkin the same thing.....some kind of stupid .... yep ;)

Love you and hope you are doing better w/ each passing hour.

I am at Brians work doing inventory but had to take a break. I was having Blog withdrawals LOL
and had to check in w/everyone!

Love you!!

LisaShaw said...

Visiting you is always a treat Kat! Thanks for sharing!

Love ya.

Beth.. One Blessed Nana said...

Kat - I needed this great laugh today. You just cracked me up!!

~*Michelle*~ said...

oh my gosh....I am so happy to be reading these Friday Funnies...I am so overdue for some good laughs!

Beth E. said...

These are great...my favorite was the first one! lol

COUNTRY MOM said...

Kat, How are you feeling?

14 kids, That's awesome... That was to funny You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat LOL. That was great. Hope to talk soon. Audrey

Saleslady371 said...

Victoria's secret...how funny! Hope you are feeling better, Kat!

unknown said...

Haha!!

So are u alright?

Mich said...

Thanks for the smiles...too funny, yet unfortunately too true.

Sassy Granny ... said...

What medicinal value has humor! I love laughter, so thank you for sharing a bit today.

Kathleen

Jenn@Spejory said...

Kat! These are too funny! Thanks for brightening up my day.

Heckety said...

The Perfect Day? That was particularly good!

christy rose said...

Kat,
I have an award for you! Please stop by and pick it up when you get a chance.
Christy

Bentley Boutique said...

I needed a good laugh, even if it's not Friday yet! Thanks for the chuckles:)