Thursday, April 21, 2011

Easter Jokes For Your Family


EASTER JOKES FOR YOUR FAMILY

Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
His powder puff is on the wrong end.

Is it true that bunnies have good eyesight?
Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit $20 bill?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!

Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
Because he was eggo-centric!

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has four rabbits' feet.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.

What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
Egghead!

What does a bunny use when it goes swimming?
A hare-net.

What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
Cheer up!

How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
Hoppy Easter

6 comments:

Rita said...

Love 'um! What fun! I hope you and your family have a very good Easter and the bunny comes to visit you!

LV said...

Those are just so cute. My great grandson would love them. Best wishes to all of your for a blessed Easter.

Marydon said...

Sending these on to Ansel, he'll get a kick out of them.

Hope all is going better for you, Kat.

Have a beautiful & blessed Easter.
TTFN ~
Marydon

Goose Hill Farm said...

Hi, Kat~

These were so cute! I am so going to share these with Kiddo...he'll love 'em!

Blessings~
Laura

Teresa @ Grammy Girlfriend said...

Just wanted to stop by and wish you a Happy Easter

Teresa

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Those are cute. Have a beautiful Easter.