Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Grandparent Jokes


Here it is middle of the week and so of us are already hoping we'll wake up and find tomorrow is Friday. Well I thought I would lighten the mood today and add some funny Grandparent jokes.

When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied,
"I'm not sure." "Look in your underwear, Grandpa," he advised.
"Mine says I'm 4 to 6."

A second grader came home from school and said to her
grandmother, "Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies
today." The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep
her cool. "That's interesting." she said. "How do you make babies?"
"It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add
'es'."

Children's Logic: "Give me a sentence about a public servant,"
said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the
ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him.
"Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked. "Sure," said the
young boy confidently. "It means carrying a child."


A grandfather was delivering his grandchildren to their home one
day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the
fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the
dog's duties. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one child.
"No," said another. "He's just for good luck." A third child brought
the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to
find the fire hydrants."

A 6-year-old was asked where his grandma lived. "Oh," he said,
"she lives at the airport, and when we want her, we just go get her.
Then, when we're done, we take her back to the airport."

I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so
I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what
color it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun
for me, so I continued. At last, she headed for the door, saying,
"Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these colors
yourself!"

My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you
know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo and I
said, "No, how are we alike?'' "You're both old," he replied.

Have a great Wednesday!!!

14 comments:

Kelly L said...

Very cute...

Love to you
Kelly

I've Become My Mother

Mari said...

Those are good. Thanks for the laughs!

Janet said...

I love the jokes they made me laugh out loud. Thanks for sharing!

Blessings
Janet

Rita said...

Laughter is such a great medicine and these made me laugh. I can just hear those little ones. You never know what is going to come out of their mouths next!

KrippledWarrior said...

Kat is a jokster! My favorite grandparent observation is:
Grandparents & Grandchildren get along so well because they have a common enemy.

LV said...

Thank you for brightening my day. I love things like this. My favorite show was when Art Linkletter had that show Kids Say the Darn-est Things. Wish they had more like that.

Marydon said...

G'eve Kat ~ Oh, my, your brother is amazing with photography. I wish him the best in his future, & that I had some help for him.

Love the chuckles ... they brighten a day.

Hope all is coming along for you all.
Hugs, Marydon

Marydon said...

G'eve Kat ~ Oh, my, your brother is amazing with photography. I wish him the best in his future, & that I had some help for him.

Love the chuckles ... they brighten a day.

Hope all is coming along for you all.
Hugs, Marydon

Terry said...

Howdy Sweet Lady
Oh how wonderful of you to share so much joy with us today !
I really needed your post .
We all need to stop and simply smile and have a great laugh out loud moment .
Thank you for sharing .
Big hugs and many blessings to you and yours.
Until next time
Happy Trails

Denise said...

Funny, lol

RCUBEs said...

Love all of them. Thank you for making us laugh! Sure can use one always. God bless.

Our7isheaven said...

Thank you for those! I needed a good laugh today! It's been an emotional rolercoaster. My children enjoyed them also and they thought of things that has happened with there Nana's, I believe it helped them greatly.

Sassy Granny ... said...

You've coupled two of my life-favorites: grandparenting and humor!

You just gotta love the little ones ... their perspectives often take the heavy out of living.

Blessings,
Kathleen

Bernadine said...

lol, love these jokes.